"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
when someone is staring at your boobs…
I love being part irish… I mean you get to tan in the sun for 10 minutes and your burnt like a damn lobster and then you have to call in sick for your job cause your stuck to your bed., at least the bed parts awesome am I right?